Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
gotta make sure the blinds are closed before i do my nightly walk around the house in the keep on truckin’ stance